Smokin’ new fashion trend: colored cigarettes?
Look closely at what a model in a fashion magazine is smoking: a green cigarette to go with her neon yellow jacket.
Fashionably hued cheap cigarettes?
Oh, goodie. Lung cancer now comes in colors! Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will launch a line of zebra-stripe cigarettes online. How do we stop this nightmare?
Maybe we should all contact Nat Sherman, the NYC tobacconist who launched a spring line of pastel green, blue, pink and lemon yellow smokes called Fantasia Lights, sure to appeal to trend-conscious young women.
Here’s an idea; buy them for someone you really don’t like.
